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‘Epic butt tweet’! AP Boston has a ragin’ case of the Mondays; Update: Tweet deleted

http://twitter.com/#!/pokeyberlin/status/422769508277702656

This could be huge, you guys:

http://twitter.com/#!/AP_Boston/status/422768371474890752

It’s gonna take us a minute to collect ourselves. So enjoy this mockery in the meantime:

http://twitter.com/#!/MetroBosMike/status/422768907988910080
http://twitter.com/#!/SteveHuff/status/422769435829882880
http://twitter.com/#!/YourAnonNews/status/422770251453837312
http://twitter.com/#!/MerylWinslow/status/422770534276153344
http://twitter.com/#!/harej/status/422769863640489984
http://twitter.com/#!/GarrettQuinn/status/422769612170612736

Snort.

http://twitter.com/#!/whpatterson/status/422769034292367360

Duly noted.

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Update:

Guess it was just a “glitch”:

http://twitter.com/#!/AP_Boston/status/422806670733889537

Oh well. Good thing Twitchy is forever!

‘Oh. My. God.’ Larry King’s Billy Ray Cyrus tweet sparks end of world panic

http://twitter.com/#!/kingsthings/status/418078600617680897

What fresh hell is this? Seriously, Larry. Did you have to do that to us? On New Year’s Eve, no less!

http://twitter.com/#!/jimmykimmel/status/418082061979639808

Best tweet? We think you mean the most frightening tweet ever!

http://twitter.com/#!/Blake_E_Fry/status/418090313169637376

Dude. That’s saying something.

http://twitter.com/#!/gurskyman/status/418094935385313280
http://twitter.com/#!/RBonner_/status/418094746095984641

Panic spreads:

http://twitter.com/#!/BuckeyeWalsh/status/418094627778867201
http://twitter.com/#!/bmd/status/418094372060536832
http://twitter.com/#!/OmarVillafranca/status/418093582206001152

A bright side? No explanation will be needed in the future.

http://twitter.com/#!/CalebHowe/status/418094551786479617

So there’s that.

Related:

‘NSFW’ name dropper? Larry King bromance-boasts: Guess who sent him ‘holiday gift’

Larry King high on ‘Spunky the Monkey,’ thinks you should give it a shot

Team Edward or Team Jacob? Larry King finally tweets creepy pic of his choice

Dr. Ruth asks Larry King to stay away from her #LadyParts

Larry King and camels

Larry King, that’s just bananas!

Look out, Oprah; here comes the Larry King Network

Pat Sajak puts climate change ‘settled science’ in snark-tastic perspective as only he can!

We love it too. The “Wheel of Fortune” host continued his trend of deadpan snark aimed at the “climate change” crowd with this tweet on Friday:

Snicker.

Sajak’s tweet set up this also snark-tastic response:

Ha! Thanks for the laughs at your expense, libs! We appreciate it.

15 Random Celebrities From The 2000s You’ve Already Forgotten About

Be honest, when was the last time you even thought about Ryan Cabrera?

1. Justin “Bobby” Brescia

Biggest claim to fame: Aside from being a prolific philosopher, he also happened to date Audrina on The Hills.

Where is he now? In 2013 Brescia opened a hair salon in Costa Mesa called Brush Your Hair Salon by Justin Bobby Brescia. It has since closed.

2. Cris Judd

Robert Mora / Getty Images

Biggest claim to fame: Before Britney and KFed, the greatest pop star and back-up dancer love story belonged to Jennifer Lopez and Cris Judd. The two met in late 2000 on the set of her music video for “Love Don’t Cost a Thing” and married after a brief one-month engagement. After nine months of marriage the two called it quits in 2002.

Where is he now? Judd, now 45, continues to dance and has since remarried.

3. Willa Ford

Biggest claim to fame: Having a top-40 Billboard single in 2001 with her wannabe-Britney track “I Wanna Be Bad.”

Where is she now? Since then Ford has had roles in a few small films and appeared as a contestant on Dancing With the Stars in 2006.

4. Ryan Cabrera

Getty Images Evan Agostini

Biggest claim to fame: For his hit 2004 single “On the Way Down” (which peaked at No. 15 on the Billboard Hot 100), and for dating Ashlee Simpson.

Where is he now? Cabrera is still making music, he recently released a new EP — and he’s apparently tamed his hair too.

5. Shaggy

Biggest claim to fame: Having a few minor hits in the ’90s (with singles “Oh Carolina” and “Boombastic”) followed by a couple of huge hits in the early ’00s with singles “It Wasn’t Me” and “Angel” off his album Hot Shot.

Where is he now? Shaggy continues to perform and make music.

6. Frankie Delgado

Getty Images Michael Buckner

Biggest claim to fame: Being Brody Jenner’s friend on The Hills.

Where is he now? Delgado is a currently a club promoter, and last year he welcomed his first child with his wife, Shopatrend co-founder Jennifer Acosta.

7. Eamon

Getty Images/ Mark Mainz

Biggest claim to fame: For his 2003 top-20 Billboard hit “Fuck It (I Don’t Want You Back).”

Where is he now? In a recent interview, Eamon said he is currently finishing up work on his new album.

8. Brandon Davis

Getty Images Frazer Harrison

Biggest claim to fame: Dating Mischa Barton, being friends with Paris Hilton, and calling Lindsay Lohan a “fire crotch” on TMZ.

Where is he now? Davis has kept a lower profile over the last several years. Although last year he — along with his two brothers, Jason and Alexander — was sued over alleged fraudulent money transfers his mother Nancy made to him before filing for bankruptcy.

9. Lady Sovereign

Bryan Bedder / Getty Images

Biggest claim to fame: For her 2006 single “Love Me or Hate Me.”

Where is she now? Lady Sovereign left her record label, Def Jam, after a dispute and released one more album independently, 2009’s Jigsaw.

10. Bobby Trendy

E!

Biggest claim to fame: Being Anna Nicole Smith’s interior decorator on The Anna Nicole Smith Show.

Where is he now? Trendy tried to continue to extend his 15 minutes of fame after Anna Nicole’s death in 2007 by appearing on Fox’s Gimme My Reality Show! He is also still an interior designer.

11. Bam Margera

Lee Celano / Getty Images

Biggest claim to fame: Co-starring on MTV’s Jackass (which he also co-created), as well as his own spin-off series Viva La Bam and Bam’s Unholy Union.

Where is he now: Margera continues to make personal appearances. He also recently hosted Bam’s Bad Ass Game Show on TBS.

12. Ryan Starr

David Klein / Getty Images

Biggest claim to fame: One of the early breakout stars during the first season of American Idol. Starr finished seventh during the competition.

Where is she now? Reportedly troubles with her record label, RCA, “stalled” her singing career. After the show Starr did appear in a few guest-starring roles, most notably on CSI in 2003.

13. Tweet

Vince Bucci / Getty Images

Biggest claim to fame: Her Missy Elliott and Timbaland-produced 2002 debut single “Oops (Oh My).”

Where is she now? Tweet recently announced in an interview that she has a signed a new record deal and is re-teaming with Missy Elliott and Timbaland to work on it.

14. Shane West

Jon Kopaloff / Getty Images

Biggest claim to fame: Starring in A Walk to Remember, as well as starring roles on TV’s Once and Again and ER.

Where is he now? West is currently starring on the WGN America series Salem.

15. Sanjaya Malakar

Michael Buckner / Getty Images

Biggest claim to fame: Making tween-age girls everywhere* have emotional meltdowns every time he hit the stage to sing on the sixth season of American Idol.

Where is he now? In 2012, the Daily Beast tracked down Malakar, who was living in Queens, New York, and working as a bartender at an East Village bar. He stated that he had been taken advantage of financially by former managers and that he was working on his self-produced debut album.

*OK, so it was just one girl.

How it’s done: Malkin leads crushing Twitter win against MSNBC smear [pics]

http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/428917159574503424

Amen.

Earlier this month, Twitchy founder and boss emeritus Michelle Malkin tweeted this:

http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/425348357175783424

Wednesday night was no exception. Once again, Malkin and fellow happy warriors tapped the power of Twitter to influence the narrative and crush toxic media smears. And it was a thing of beauty.

http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/428919440613183489

Conservatives used the #MyRightWingBiracialFamily hashtag to smack down MSNBC’s despicable tweet predicting the Right would “hate” Cheerios’ adorable ad featuring a biracial family. Really. The shameless and shameful network that mocked Mitt Romney’s biracial family went there.

The result of the social media explosion? MSNBC deleted the tweet and apologized, claiming “that’s not who we are.” Of course, it’s exactly who they are. But the social media win didn’t end there. Beautiful family photos continue to flood Twitter with love, hope and diversity today.

http://twitter.com/#!/UprightReformer/status/428939056584470528
http://twitter.com/#!/mrlucky1/status/428936309944500224
http://twitter.com/#!/Towers_Linda/status/428898518275588096
http://twitter.com/#!/pastor_jeffrey/status/428919651536347136

Tell us those photos didn’t make your day.

http://twitter.com/#!/MooreArielle/status/428934915770810368

We wish we could feature every tweet.

You can follow the hashtag here:

http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/428740248579739649

This is how it’s done.

http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/428739437824966657

Pulverized.

http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/428915227728441344
http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/428916478008508417

Enjoy the win. You did build that.

http://twitter.com/#!/Mamadoxie/status/428896320883937281
http://twitter.com/#!/_BadCat/status/428741572876713985
http://twitter.com/#!/marnes/status/428748383696613376
http://twitter.com/#!/HarrietBaldwin/status/428748915534352386
http://twitter.com/#!/Reed_Watson/status/428745213209616384
http://twitter.com/#!/Jose_Galvan/status/428740867239579648
http://twitter.com/#!/rexaurus89/status/428739409681211393

Related:

‘Self unaware overload’: Despicable MSNBC pounded by reality after saying ‘right wing will hate’ biracial family [pics]; Update: MSNBC deletes its tweet and apologizes (for the tweet, not the article)

LOL! MSNBC claims its conservative-smearing tweet ‘isn’t who we are’

Newsflash for MSNBC: Famous ‘rightwing’ biracial families you forgot about

75 tweets from biracial families who smacked down MSNBC [pics]

Slimy MSNBC fails to apologize for deleted claim of ‘conservative’ backlash against biracial family

‘Race Krispies’: These #MSNBCCereals are sure to leave you feeling full of it

RNC Chair Reince Priebus bans staff from appearing on MSNBC

‘Not a cult’: Mia Farrow deletes tweet likening Obama to Jesus

http://twitter.com/#!/MiaFarrow/status/521848692748607488

@MiaFarrow -such a shame that most of the world is mentally ill crazies and our great President gets blamed for everything. #NotHisFault

— Kevin_From_NJ (@Fan_From_NJ) October 14, 2014

Not a cult.

Mia Farrow isn’t happy that Leon Panetta isn’t displaying the correct amount of servility toward President Obama.

Harsh words for Leon Panetta from @MiaFarrow: https://t.co/ym6SkkydHw pic.twitter.com/VGXVMET57S

— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) October 14, 2014

farrow-judas

Oh, because Obama is Jesus. Now I get it. RT @MiaFarrow: Leon Panetta is another Judas

— Ben Howe (@BenHowe) October 14, 2014

@LibertarianSass @MiaFarrow First instinct was to use metaphor portraying Obama as Jesus. Love it pic.twitter.com/0xmIdxChTU

— Poo Picker (@poo_picker) October 14, 2014

Not a cult. RT "@MiaFarrow: Ok Leon Panetta is yet another Benedict Arnold”

— Tamara (@LibertarianSass) October 14, 2014

Update: @MiaFarrow has deleted a tweet calling Leon Panetta “another Judas" pic.twitter.com/lzLANmIuOy

— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) October 14, 2014

Did she deny she did it 3 times? RT @oliverdarcy: Update: @MiaFarrow has deleted a tweet calling Leon Panetta “another Judas"

— Ben Howe (@BenHowe) October 14, 2014

@BenHowe That was Simon Peter Ben @oliverdarcy @MiaFarrow

— Patrick Patel (@HotRodBlago30) October 14, 2014

Heh.

@poo_picker @LibertarianSass @MiaFarrow The real irony: This is the ilk that booed Jesus at their last convention…

— Threat Watch (@ThreatWatch1) October 14, 2014

Ok Leon Panetta is yet another Benedict Arnold

— mia farrow (@MiaFarrow) October 14, 2014

Or, Leon Panetta is another Dick Morris

— mia farrow (@MiaFarrow) October 14, 2014

His 15 minutes are up! Trying to sell a book at others expense! "@MiaFarrow: Ok Leon Panetta is yet another Benedict Arnold"

— Lea Black (@LeaBlackMiami) October 14, 2014

He's Norma Rae, Mia. A whistleblower. RT @MiaFarrow: Ok Leon Panetta is yet another Benedict Arnold

— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) October 14, 2014

@oliverdarcy @instapundit @MiaFarrow Demanding loyalty is not earning loyalty. & NO ONE is above criticism. Dissent is patriotic. Remember?

— Robot Sex Moose (@Torpid_Pangolin) October 14, 2014

@LibertarianSass @MiaFarrow what is with this absence of rational thought to hold Obama accountable for his blunders. Frightening &dangerous

— WisconsinLibertarian (@bleedeaglegreen) October 14, 2014

We don’t know but it’s definitely not a cult.

Progressivism is a religion… RT @oliverdarcy: Harsh words for Leon Panetta from @MiaFarrow: https://t.co/AylTVRBZna pic.twitter.com/9MEYt23T75

— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) October 14, 2014

@derekahunter @SassyPantsjj @oliverdarcy @MiaFarrow Judas? As in you think of Obama as Jesus Christ? Bless your heart, Ms. Farrow 😂

— MYM (@makeyourmove33) October 14, 2014

Not a cult.

@derekahunter @barbaylive @oliverdarcy @MiaFarrow Well, you should know about taking silver for questionable causes.

— I Sing Sinatra (@Doobydoobydo) October 14, 2014

Boom.

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Related

Mia Farrow under fire for role in defrauding Chevron of billions

Dear Mia Farrow (and your astounding hypocrisy): ‘Islamophobic,’ really? Then please explain THIS

Mia Farrow: US is ‘SO unprepared’ for Ebola

Wow! Even Mia Farrow has a ‘tougher, more focused anti-ISIS message’ than Obama

 

 

21 Times R.L. Stine Was So Sassy It Hurt

“My job: to terrify kids.”

1. On apps:

2. On buying his books:

3. On talking about the weather:

4. On Christmas:

5. On Zombie Halloween:

6. On Kickstarter:

Thank you all for joining my Kickstarter. Only $1 away from buying me a cheeseburger deluxe for lunch. You’re the best!

— RL_Stine (@R.L. Stine)

7. On John Travolta:

Does anyone know where I can buy the new Adele Dazeem CD?

— RL_Stine (@R.L. Stine)

8. On Blockbuster:

I sold all my Bitcoins. Too risky. Am investing all my money in the wave of the future–Blockbuster stores.

— RL_Stine (@R.L. Stine)

9. On his grandson:

Please don’t look at this pic of my grandson Dylan Stine. We want to respect his privacy.

— RL_Stine (@R.L. Stine)

10. On living abroad:

I’m so glad I live in New York City and not in the United States.

— RL_Stine (@R.L. Stine)

11. On Valentine’s Day:

Where do I get my fresh Valentines hearts? At the police morgue in the Village. (You have to know someone.)

— RL_Stine (@R.L. Stine)

12. On children:

..it’s perfectly acceptable–and hilarious– to ridicule a child.

— RL_Stine (@R.L. Stine)

13. On his birthday:

So, what are you all doing for my birthday on Wednesday? Don’t go to any trouble.

— RL_Stine (@R.L. Stine)

14. On Canada:

My books here in Calgary are translated into Canadian, I think. Hope I can read them.

— RL_Stine (@R.L. Stine)

15. On New Year’s resolutions:

I can’t decide whether my New Years resolution to be more decisive is a good idea or not.

— RL_Stine (@R.L. Stine)

16. On animal videos:

Does anyone know where I can find some cute animal videos? Doctor says I need to throw up this morning.

— RL_Stine (@R.L. Stine)

17. On technology:

My Palm Pilot is acting strange and won’t let me access my Friendster account. Any suggestions?

— RL_Stine (@R.L. Stine)

18. On Simon Cowell:

A British woman says she is allergic to Simon Cowell. She says any glimpse of him causes chest pain, cold sweats, & vomiting. #youtoo?

— RL_Stine (@R.L. Stine)

19. On the Goosebumps movie:

Release of the Goosebumps movie has been moved up from March, 2016 to August, 2015. Please don’t start standing in line yet.

— RL_Stine (@R.L. Stine)

20. On the Jets:

Question: Should I keep watching the Jets week after week, or should I shove two pencils through my nostrils into my brain?

— RL_Stine (@R.L. Stine)

21. And on this “cute” dog:

Remember this cute guy?

— RL_Stine (@R.L. Stine)

Thanks for that, R.L. Stine.

BBC

One Direction’s Zayn Malik tweets #FreePalestine hashtag

http://twitter.com/#!/zaynmalik/status/493554275071836160

Last night, heartthrob Zayn Malik of the popular U.K. boy band One Direction waded into Middle East affairs with this succinct “#FreePalestine” tweet.

Malik’s tweet, posted from his verified account, has more than 134,000 retweets so far (and the count is rising rapidly).

Whereas singer Rihanna and basketball player Dwight Howard deleted their pro-Palestine tweets, Malik has left his up.

Related:

Rihanna tweets ‘#FreePalestine’ hashtag, then deletes it; Update: Accidental tweet?

Dwight Howard tweets, quickly deletes #FreePalestine hashtag

‘Be that change’: Selena Gomez tweets ‘Pray for Gaza’; Update: She’s not picking sides

‘#TeamIsrael’: 10 celebs using social media to stand with Israel

Sigh: Debbie Schlussel trolls Muslim singer from UK band One Direction

Hack-tastic Neil deGrasse Tyson tweet sparks a hashtag: #TysonTweets

http://twitter.com/#!/EsotericCD/status/517115274420826114

And what’s the deal with airline food?

Sometimes people just can’t handle how brilliant astrophysicist/Reddit messiah Neil deGrasse Tyson is. When he’s not making up presidential quotes or looking for venues in which to apologize for doing so, he’s dropping scientific brain busters like this.

If Detroit added a pro-sports team & called it the Bears, the City could boast it was home to the Lions and Tigers and Bears.

— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) September 30, 2014

Dude. Mind blown.

Tyson-Oh-My

This sort of heavy science has been known to spark a spontaneous hashtag game.

Have you ever noticed that there are interstate highways in Hawaii? Guys, you live on an island! #TysonTweets

— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) October 1, 2014

If it's really *instant* oatmeal, why are there directions on the box? I think those marketers are trying to pull a fast one! #TysonTweets

— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) October 1, 2014

How come glue doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle? And how do they get Teflon to stick to the pan? Science, you guys! #TysonTweets

— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) October 1, 2014

@seanmdav Why do you drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?

— Allahpundit (@allahpundit) October 1, 2014

@allahpundit Boy, those clowns in Washington sure aren't very bright!

— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) October 1, 2014

Civil wars sure don't seem civil to me. #TysonTweets

— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) October 1, 2014

"Jumbo" shrimp amirite? RT @seanmdav: Civil wars sure don't seem civil to me. #TysonTweets

— Dave in Texas (@DaveinTexas) October 1, 2014

What if an orange wasn't orange #TysonTweets

— M Gardner (@Engerlandm8) October 1, 2014

If Monday wasn't the first day after the weekend then Tuesdays would suck #TysonTweets

— M Gardner (@Engerlandm8) October 1, 2014

I once went to a crowded firehouse and yelled "Movie!" Those firemen sure thought I was clever. #TysonTweets

— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) October 1, 2014

@allahpundit @seanmdav #TysonTweets or #StevenWrightTweets? How come abbreviated is such a long word?

— _RobRob (@_RobRob) October 1, 2014

How do you know when you run out of invisible ink? RT @seanmdav: Civil wars sure don't seem civil to me. #TysonTweets

— KingShamusé (@KingShamus) October 1, 2014

.@neiltyson: "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!" #TysonTweets

— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) October 1, 2014

I once asked a polar bear which way was north and which way was south. He had no clue! Somebody get that dumb bear a new name. #TysonTweets

— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) October 1, 2014

Kid at the birthday party keeps yelling "To Infinity and beyond!" So I find his mother…I'm trying to explain the math error #TysonTweets

— Steve G (@StevenGoldsch) October 1, 2014

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Another error from astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson? YES! Let the mocking begin!

Neal deGrasse Tyson fans ignore his fabrications ‘because they’re all about facts’

Neil deGrasse Tyson — serial fabulist? Now, with ‘quotes’ mocking the celebrated physicist