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Better call Saul! You should consider these #HolderReplacementNominees [photos]

http://twitter.com/#!/JDtheBard/status/515154746902986752

Well, Sweet Meteor of Death would certainly be a breath of fresh air after the disaster that was Eric Holder, but we hear SMOD’s in pretty high demand these days.

So, in case he/she/it’s not available, here are some other good #HolderReplacementNominees:

Jesse Jackson #HolderReplacementNominees

— Jodi 戰士 媽媽 (@APLMom) September 25, 2014

Sharpton. #HolderReplacementNominees

— Leslie (@LADowd) September 25, 2014

#HolderReplacementNominees Howard Dean

— Privileged Hank ن (@_HankRearden) September 25, 2014

#HolderReplacementNominees Lois Lerner. She already has the whole "plead the fifth" and the smug attitude down pat!

— Chel-Politichick (@mychel) September 25, 2014

#HolderReplacementNominees Chris Hayes

— CrankyGordon (@CrankyGordon) September 25, 2014

Ronan Farrow #HolderReplacementNominees

— Leslie (@LADowd) September 25, 2014

And now for the really serious contenders:

I humbly submit my nominee to replace outgoing AG Holder: pic.twitter.com/888WfnvWju

— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) September 25, 2014

#HolderReplacementNominees pic.twitter.com/j3i1cBkuCk

— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) September 25, 2014

#HolderReplacementNominees pic.twitter.com/mjn1ojcwt4

— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) September 25, 2014

@instapundit #HolderReplacementNominees pic.twitter.com/Zj0qfaRYCq

— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) September 25, 2014

#HolderReplacementNominees The Cowardly Lion

— CrankyGordon (@CrankyGordon) September 25, 2014

@trogdor8768 It's a shoe-in. #HolderReplacementNominees cc: @GayPatriot pic.twitter.com/KYnjImemRe

— Run! It's Dr. Kanko! (@kankokage) September 25, 2014

#HolderReplacementNominees This Shake Weight Dude- He'll flex his muscles & Obama becomes the Dept of Just Me. #TCOT pic.twitter.com/VVpunWPQ88

— Lady Strawman Slayer (@TheyJustRazedIt) September 25, 2014

#HolderReplacementNominees Hodor pic.twitter.com/5Eb89smRoY

— Matthew (@Matthops82) September 25, 2014

#HolderReplacementNominees pic.twitter.com/1psbrjOOge

— CounterMoonbat (@CounterMoonbat) September 25, 2014

#HolderReplacementNominees pic.twitter.com/LD6wCrzspe

— CounterMoonbat (@CounterMoonbat) September 25, 2014

#HolderReplacementNominees at least HAL9000 would go after everybody… pic.twitter.com/ed1ev3kTBg

— anxiouscoder (@anxiouscoder) September 25, 2014

#HolderReplacementNominees Is this too dated/obscure? pic.twitter.com/tm8TMv64JN

— Ashe Schow (@AsheSchow) September 25, 2014

#HolderReplacementNominees The polar bear from #FloodWallStreet. The People's Bear pic.twitter.com/HL7Xpmf5nD

— Sugarcane (@5ugarcane) September 25, 2014

Maybe once he gets out of jail.

McGruff the Crime Dog #HolderReplacementNominees http://t.co/GoER8VM5NF

— Nicholas Pearce (@WarDamnGunners) September 25, 2014

#HolderReplacementNominees Pee-Wee Herman @_HankRearden @APLMom pic.twitter.com/gvILSi35GX

— SGT★JON℠ (@sgtj0n) September 25, 2014

#HolderReplacementNominees pic.twitter.com/DM0OHbCsAt

— Matthew DesOrmeaux (@cynicusprime) September 25, 2014

#HolderReplacementNominees pic.twitter.com/MO9CQakCMT

— Matthew DesOrmeaux (@cynicusprime) September 25, 2014

#HolderReplacementNominees pic.twitter.com/ow8p8VCvJb

— Padraig (@Peetweefish) September 25, 2014

#HolderReplacementNominees pic.twitter.com/Hog4URz3qB

— Padraig (@Peetweefish) September 25, 2014

#HolderReplacementNominees pic.twitter.com/XLO4evkfwg

— HeavyHokie (@heavyhokie) September 25, 2014

Hee! Saul Goodman? We hear that guy’s fantastic.

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Related:

Whoa: ‘Department of Scandal’ getting a vacancy? Eric Holder reportedly resigning

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GROAN! Sally Kohn’s reason Eric Holder won’t be moving to Salem, Mass. is hack-tastic

Full Twitchy coverage of Eric Holder

MSNBC host’s lefty spin on ‘Animal Farm’ inspires #KrystalBallBookClub

http://twitter.com/#!/bitingtea/status/463775950715367426

MSNBC’s Krystal Ball today doubled down on a previous claim she made that George Orwell’s book “Animal Farm,” when applied to the modern world, is actually an indictment of capitalism.

That gem of a spin sparked an idea:

http://twitter.com/#!/lachlan/status/463775617901924352

The #KrystalBallBookClub membership almost instantly started growing and offering hilarious Krystal Ball-style reviews of other classics:

http://twitter.com/#!/Neal_Dewing/status/463776521799204864
http://twitter.com/#!/SonnyBunch/status/463777235624022016
http://twitter.com/#!/amcynic/status/463778028623888384
http://twitter.com/#!/freddoso/status/463778725272621057
http://twitter.com/#!/beirutbythelake/status/463779105444331520
http://twitter.com/#!/BecketAdams/status/463779111316783104
http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/463779168648302592
http://twitter.com/#!/Bilford_Wrimley/status/463787355086667776
http://twitter.com/#!/MechEngnr/status/463790837441122307
http://twitter.com/#!/Closetrighty/status/463788239191433216
http://twitter.com/#!/blightersort/status/463788249211629570
http://twitter.com/#!/blightersort/status/463788650656837632
http://twitter.com/#!/Closetrighty/status/463790142960844801
http://twitter.com/#!/Beer__Wolf/status/463790234103054336
http://twitter.com/#!/Popehat/status/463793089602002944
http://twitter.com/#!/LloydChristmis/status/463792471860719617
http://twitter.com/#!/DavidRutz/status/463793764796862465
http://twitter.com/#!/StarCoreOne02/status/463793894602194944
http://twitter.com/#!/KevEnoch/status/463795154290094080
http://twitter.com/#!/Red__Rover/status/463798502661697536
http://twitter.com/#!/DietPublicola/status/463795722245001217
http://twitter.com/#!/JRKee70/status/463796849317392384
http://twitter.com/#!/clayjohanson/status/463798510261788674
http://twitter.com/#!/AnthonyBialy/status/463798460148236290
http://twitter.com/#!/thenagman/status/463799091349045250
http://twitter.com/#!/JonahNRO/status/463797384426688513
http://twitter.com/#!/Crapplefratz/status/463800943499177984
http://twitter.com/#!/DietPublicola/status/463801218645512192
http://twitter.com/#!/SarcaSticous/status/463802710639132672
http://twitter.com/#!/daijimsee/status/463806464901906432
http://twitter.com/#!/000Dillon000/status/463809876452323330

And, just to bring this thing full circle:

http://twitter.com/#!/AaronWorthing/status/463787154670247937

Ha!

‘Goosebumps’: This ‘stunning pic’ of Ukrainian priests will leave you breathless

http://twitter.com/#!/sunnyright/status/436570708895076352

This image is surreal:

http://twitter.com/#!/ShepNewsTeam/status/436569857056718848

“Stunning” is right. We’ve never seen anything like it.

http://twitter.com/#!/TaniaonFox7/status/436570809482485760
http://twitter.com/#!/mooshakins/status/436571019734564864

Please pray for Ukraine.

Editor’s note: While the photo appears at least a week old — Rex USA posted it on February 12, 2014 — it still packs a very heavy punch.

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#Euromaidan: Scenes from the Ukraine protests [photos]

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Woman’s ‘powerful,’ ‘must-see’ message goes viral: ‘I am a Ukrainian’ 

‘Just awful’: Heartbreaking before-and-after image shows devastation in Kiev’s Independence Square Full Twitchy coverage of Ukraine

Full Twitchy coverage of Ukraine

Gruber ‘speak-o’

http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/492771776481734656

Well, they do say things happen in threes …

http://twitter.com/#!/verumserum/status/492771241074245632

Those damn speak-os!

http://twitter.com/#!/BecketAdams/status/492772317119123456

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Update:

http://twitter.com/#!/verumserum/status/492801424221151232

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From ‘typo’ to ‘speak-o’: Jonathan Gruber claims he made a ‘mistake’ in 2012 video

‘Enduring legacy’: Jonathan Gruber’s ‘speak-o’ defense earns fast mockery

‘Oops’: Jonathan Gruber’s Obamacare ‘mistake’ wasn’t a one-time-only ‘speak-o’

‘Speak-o’ the devil! ‘It’s. The. Law.’ gets a much-needed rewrite

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‘Speak truth to power, guys!’ TPM hacks keep busy by digging up Palin dirt

Dude. The way Talking Points Memo is behaving, you’d think Sarah Palin had actually won the 2008 presidential election:

The very biggest of stuff:

Now that’s what you call news you can use.

But as dedicated as the folks at TPM  are, they still need a little help:

Yeah, they could probably use some hobbies, too.

TPM’s workin’ hard over there.

He sure would! Well, maybe not:

To be fair, TPM might have more time to dedicate to that story once they’ve taken care of this:

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‘Amen, sister’! Dana Perino has a message for our perpetually late POTUS

President Obama was 50 minutes late for today’s presser on Ukraine.

“The Five” co-host Dana Perino took the opportunity to issue a reminder:

You listening, Mr. President?

Jerry Seinfeld has ‘no interest in gender or race’; Gawker clutches pearls

What’s that? Did comedian Jerry Seinfeld really answer “Who cares?” when asked about diversity in comedy? Gawker reports that Seinfeld reacted with frustration when asked on “CBS This Morning” why his web series, “Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee,” features so many white men.

“Funny is the world that I live in. You’re funny, I’m interested. You’re not funny, I’m not interested,” Seinfeld told BuzzFeed business editor Peter Lauria. “I have no interest in gender or race or anything like that.”

So what’s the fuss? As Gawker’s Kyle Chayka writes, Seinfeld “seems to suggest that any comedian who is not a white male is also not funny.”

That’s a good point. It’s not at all what he said.

‘Almost puked’: Matt Yglesias compares Paul Ryan to ‘a girl doing oral and anal’; Updated

Oh no. He wouldn’t. He couldn’t.

He did:

Wut.

However you feel about Rep. Paul Ryan’s budget deal with Sen. Patty Murray, you don’t have to take it there. Unless, perhaps, you’re Matt Yglesias.

Evidently it’s prudish to be repulsed at a perv’s musings on teen sex and congressmen.

Yep. Decent prudes lined up to deliver the smackdown:

What’s wrong with him? How much time have you got?

Join the club.

http://twitter.com/#!/Matthops82/status/410863807716544512

And on that note:

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Update:

Douchesplaining:

Annnd the money tweet:

Oof. Palm all the faces.

Parting thought:

Amen to that.

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Related:

Twitchy coverage of Matt Yglesias