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20 Puppets That Are So Terrifying, They’ll Give You The Chills

If you’ve seen the horror movies “Annabelle” or “Dead Silence,” you might already be a bit nervous around puppets.

These things are meant to be cute and entertaining, but there’s something about their painted-on smiles and jerky movements that can also be really, really unsettling. We’ve gathered photos of 20 terrifying puppets that will give you some serious nightmare fuel. A few are meant to be creepy, while others look scary because of a lost battle with time. Either way, I’m definitely going to have bad dreams tonight.

1. Who decided that making this thing was okay?

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2. A serial killer definitely lives here.

3. This red-faced puppet was abandoned at the Bread and Butter Puppet Theater, a truly terrifying place in its own right.

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4. Sometimes, it’s hard to tell what’s creepier — the puppet or the person holding it.

5. See what I mean?

6. No one should ever have to stumble upon this in a creepy basement.

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7. The strings on marionettes always remind me of a hangman’s noose…

8. And that goes double when they’re hanging in trees!

9. If I found this in my attic, I’d move immediately.

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10. This fang-toothed bunny puppet arose from a watery grave like Jason Voorhees.

11. And this terrifying German puppet has been hanging around since the 1870s!

12. With recent news headlines, I think we’re all a little afraid of clowns.

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13. On the flip side, there’s no real reason to fear this little puppet, but he’s unsettling all the same!

14. Even just the head of a puppet is enough to induce nightmares.

15. What kind of black magic nonsense is this?

16. Did someone call the Boogie Man?

17. And here we have a tiny army of “animal people.”

18. This scary puppet has a tiny scary puppet of his very own, just in case he needs someone to cuddle in the night.

Read More: Most Clowns Are Creepy, But This One Takes The Cake For Being The Most Terrifying

19. Are we 100 percent certain there’s nobody in there?!

20. Perhaps creepiest of all is this “little girl giant” puppet in London. I definitely wouldn’t want to see her come walking toward me!

Good luck sleeping tonight!

‘Clarence Thomas’ trends as liberals update their wish lists

It’s certainly no surprise that the No. 1 trending topic in the United States tonight is #Scalia, but why is Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas trending just a couple of steps behind?

Not all liberals were tweeting death wishes against Clarence Thomas, although they did express concern about how Thomas would be able to operate without Scalia pulling his strings.

This creepy puppet at ‘Climate March’ will make your sides ache [photos]

http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/513714402802278400

Gasping! As Twitchy readers know, the slacktivist-filled “People’s Climate March” is happening now. And it is as absurd and mock-worthy as expected.

It's the freaky-deaky Cirque du Climate Change – neon green wig optional. pic.twitter.com/Se6ub5nisQ #peopleclimatechange

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) September 21, 2014

Yikes!

It gets worse:

Because if we build enough big freaky puppets, the planet will be saved! #peoplesclimatemarch pic.twitter.com/zIPqaEM60h

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) September 21, 2014

Creepy.

@ThisIsJoshSmith @michellemalkin Oh. My. Goodness…….

— Mary Chastain (@mchastain81) September 21, 2014

Get ready for aching sides.

@ChrisYMcCoy @michellemalkin I KNEW IT! It's never a real lefty demonstration until they haul out the giant puppets!

— Christa Cooper (@MissMarple2) September 21, 2014

@michellemalkin I don't know what that thing is, but it looks totally racist.

— Josh Smith (@ThisIsJoshSmith) September 21, 2014

.@michellemalkin @KurtSchlichter Nothing says "we should be taken seriously" better a giant freaking wierd puppet.

— Spence (@finditandkillit) September 21, 2014

I've always said we're just one huge paper mâché puppet away from (enter fringe cause here) succeeding.

— SunnyRight (@sunnyright) September 21, 2014

@michellemalkin That puppet is conductor of the Crazy Train.

— Suze (@suze109) September 21, 2014

They will have no choice but to listen to us if we only construct an Aunt Jemima big enough! #PeopleClimateMarch

— S.M (@redsteeze) September 21, 2014

First, creepy puppet. Next? Ah yes. Interpretive dance.

My aching sides. Feel free to caption this #climatemarch interpretive dance ==> pic.twitter.com/qGhfLuNloy

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) September 21, 2014

@michellemalkin Are they trying to reenact a scene from Creepshow 2?

— Mrs. Chief (@matsmilehigh) September 21, 2014

@michellemalkin What is with these morons and interpretive dance?? Oh… its the only thing a liberal arts degree can get you.

— TruthHurts (@TruthHurtsYou) September 21, 2014

The Aztecs also danced for climate change 500 years ago.. How'd that work out?

— S.M (@redsteeze) September 21, 2014

@michellemalkin and they wonder why no serious person listens.

— Rita McConnell (@52York) September 21, 2014

@michellemalkin Maybe they could interpretive dance our economy back into shape, think? LMBO!!!!

— Me (@musicgirl77) September 21, 2014

@TruthHurtsYou @michellemalkin The only thing I usually interpret from interpretive dance is how stupid it looks.

— ♥ People of the Book (@straytski) September 21, 2014

Bingo.

Black Swan II: Rise of the Pelican RT @michellemalkin: Feel free to caption this #climatemarch interpretive dance ==> pic.twitter.com/UvIBQE7FBO

— Matthew (@Matthops82) September 21, 2014

Perfect.

And an excellent exit point about the oh-so-creepy puppet:

@michellemalkin that will end up in a landfill.

— Darren Scott (@DarrenScott12) September 21, 2014

Ding, ding, ding! Heck of a job, marchers.

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It takes under 140 characters to crush the slacktivist absurdity of #PeopleClimateMarch [photos]