Tag Archives: Obama

‘Bizarro’s world’: AP’s Obama headline grabs Dana Perino’s attention

http://twitter.com/#!/JacobEmeryOwens/status/492023054252273664

An Associated Press story running on Yahoo captured the attention of Dana Perino:

http://twitter.com/#!/DanaPerino/status/492022555721859072

“Obama fundraises for Dems; demands GOP cooperation.” But of course!

http://twitter.com/#!/straightScot/status/492023422910619648
http://twitter.com/#!/KeenanEdith/status/492032327262822400

It’s true that the article also contained some gems, such as this:

http://twitter.com/#!/SteelersSlob/status/492023408142479361

The Comedian-in-Chief keeps the jokes coming!

Fixed it for you! Equal Pay Day finally gets the name it deserves

http://twitter.com/#!/amandacarpenter/status/453570770506375168

How ’bout both?

The myth that a woman makes just 77 cents for every dollar a man with the same experience earns — for equal work — has been thoroughly, repeatedly debunked. And yet here we are again, watching the dishonest Obama administration’s pitiful attempt to spin away the White House pay gap as it tortures the data to push “Equal Pay Day.”

http://twitter.com/#!/WhiteHouse/status/453567147101655040

Just stop.

http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/453568141080395776
http://twitter.com/#!/amandacarpenter/status/453567092579905537

Hey, White House, forget the Equal Pay Day chicanery. One generous Twitter user has a more honest suggestion (and conveniently, it can be used 365 days a year):

http://twitter.com/#!/SuperAndrea/status/453564483844059137

Heh:

http://twitter.com/#!/baldingschemer/status/453564857233571840

Related:

On Equal Pay Day, they ‘trolled the White House with some fruit’ [pic]

Michael Moore marks Equal Pay Day with higher movie ticket prices

Time to ‘clean the bong’? Check out this progressive group’s sidesplitting ‘War on Grammar’

‘Shots fired’! Fox News’ Ed Henry gloriously zings WH on gender card nonsense

‘Come on! Really?’ Even CNN’s not buying Jay Carney’s weak spin of WH pay gap

Instapundit wonders if ‘National Equal Pay Day’ applies to the White House too

‘Not just there!’ See the extent of Obama’s ‘manhood problem’ in photo-nutshell

http://twitter.com/#!/Atrios/status/457968772230676482

Oh, the humanity. Well, there’s your daily emetic thought!

As Twitchy reported,  David Brooks helped “Meet the Press” celebrate Easter by discussing President Obama’s “manhood problem” in the Middle East. Citizens replied with a resounding “duh.” But, they do have one nit to pick:

http://twitter.com/#!/ImpressionsofTX/status/458224016117870592
http://twitter.com/#!/jddickson/status/458202632407232512
http://twitter.com/#!/Kerryepp/status/458055596290228224

Harsh beta truth!

And this Twitter user put the extent of his problems in a photo-nutshell:

http://twitter.com/#!/SHannitysHair/status/458245864742748161

Giggle, cry or both?

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‘Meet the Press’: Happy Easter, let’s talk about … Obama’s ‘manhood problem’

‘Sad truth!’ Fred Thompson scores with trifecta of Obamacare zingers

http://twitter.com/#!/LessaT/status/433840536504786944

And the master struck again!

http://twitter.com/#!/fredthompson/status/434100099380416513

Zing! Actor and former senator Fred Thompson wasn’t done:

http://twitter.com/#!/fredthompson/status/434115236690677760

Double zing!

And for the trifecta:

http://twitter.com/#!/fredthompson/status/434402151704850432

Ouch. He shoots and scores.

http://twitter.com/#!/bill113/status/434403246325518336

https:/twitter.com/Donniehoho/status/434403932593348608

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‘Could not be reached for comment’: Fred Thompson blasts Michelle Obama ‘role model’ choice

Ha! Fred Thompson feeds Obama best excuse yet for O-care rollout disaster

Snap-tastic: How did Obama beat the odds with Obamacare site? Fred Thompson reveals!

Safest bet ever: Fred Thompson knows a government website that’s functioning just fine

‘Damn true and funny!’ Drones and O-care groans: Fred Thompson scores direct hit

Ha! Fred Thompson smacks NBC, Obamacare and Congress at one fell tweet-swoop

Smack! Remember Benghazi? Fred Thompson has key question for John Kerry

Boom: Fred Thompson has idea for new ‘Forward’ slogan for Team Obama

James Woods: Will Lois Lerner finally desert the sinking S.S. Obama?

http://twitter.com/#!/RealJamesWoods/status/477550880439697408

As Twitchy reported, the IRS claims to have lost more than two years of Lois Lerner’s emails, including communications with the White House and other agencies, including the Treasury and Justice Departments and the Federal Election Commission. Actor James Woods wonders if this is a sign that Lerner will jump ship rather than take the fall.

http://twitter.com/#!/mnix49mn/status/477551196173901825
http://twitter.com/#!/rwindependence/status/477551238859718656
http://twitter.com/#!/HollysHere/status/477551302332133376
http://twitter.com/#!/LONGLIVETYCOBB/status/477551344450932736
http://twitter.com/#!/darrellpwest/status/477551532821716994
http://twitter.com/#!/treesaree/status/477551631907971073
http://twitter.com/#!/AklamJor/status/477551798299803648
http://twitter.com/#!/MarkMic35809922/status/477551811948052480

 

 

‘Seriously, who does this?’: Epic Obama tattoo fail

http://twitter.com/#!/LANURSE1/status/482286516828655616

Gah! What the hell is wrong with you?

http://twitter.com/#!/LynniMegginson/status/482289410718056448

Heh.

http://twitter.com/#!/2009superglide/status/482291758886187008

A tramp food-stamp?

http://twitter.com/#!/WWren/status/482289525176037379
http://twitter.com/#!/rbostick12/status/482291345336172545
http://twitter.com/#!/LynniMegginson/status/482291687105253376

“Once?” We’re thinking “if” might be the right word to use. There may be no coming back from that much stupid.

http://twitter.com/#!/KurtSchlichter/status/482291054712872962
http://twitter.com/#!/000Dillon000/status/482293270794760195

Ha!

Mock-tastic! Who did Obama really salute at Kennedy Center Honors? [pic]

http://twitter.com/#!/markknoller/status/409860784538148864

As Twitchy reported, President Obama made a lame Area 51 joke at the Kennedy Center Honors gala Sunday. Honorees included Billy Joel, Shirley MacLaine and Carlos Santana.

https://twitter.com/RealDollarblog/status/409977604285140992

https://twitter.com/trendingfever/status/409910534662664192

https://twitter.com/MrMilitantNegro/status/409929093199568896

https://twitter.com/markknoller/status/409818166848540673

But wait … it looks like the president’s absolute favorite is missing, no?

https://twitter.com/MaxwellSilver3/status/409821162831478784

Snicker.

Thankfully, Twitter user @CalebHowe got to the bottom of it and helpfully provided a photo for the narcissist in chief:

https://twitter.com/CalebHowe/status/409942105977389057

Mock-tastic!

Related:

Obama: ‘I think I just became the first president to ever publicly mention Area 51′

Obama chewed out for chomping gum at D‑Day ceremonies

http://twitter.com/#!/David_Verghese/status/474993307429658625

President Obama was to be on his best behavior at the  70th anniversary of the D-Day landings in Normandy today. He almost passed muster, but was that a big wad of gum in his mouth during the solemn ceremony? Twitter seemed to think so.

http://twitter.com/#!/drumcorpsminis/status/474996394219278336

Judge for yourself (via Weasel Zippers):

chew

http://twitter.com/#!/CronkiteSays/status/474993152362053632
http://twitter.com/#!/alanm888/status/474913841373904897
http://twitter.com/#!/vixben1965/status/474914198519287808
http://twitter.com/#!/RichardsBooks/status/474918088992112640
http://twitter.com/#!/chrisgolds/status/474918481528635392
http://twitter.com/#!/RobertsDan/status/474925440722026496
http://twitter.com/#!/RufusKings1776/status/475029191004413953

This time the president managed to offend the French as well.

http://twitter.com/#!/__Beatrix__/status/474913639636692992

 

‘SNL won’t be able to spoof this’: Guess what Obama learned about on the news

http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/517401323084709890

Don’t worry, everyone: If there’s a problem, the White House is on it!

Well, as long as the news is on it first:

Obama actually learned of something from the news for real yesterday https://t.co/ZqdTKBz83l

— S.M (@redsteeze) October 1, 2014

WOW @pressSec on elevator: "The WH first learned of that incident yesterday afternoon shortly before it was reported by a news organization"

— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) October 1, 2014

Ugh.

Keeping secrets is the culture of the Obama admin. We shouldn't be surprised when the USSS decided not to inform the Pres about the elevator

— Matthew (@Matthops82) October 1, 2014

Who the hell is running the country? Obama is clearly not being told about what is going on. Is Jarrett actually running things??

— RB (@RBPundit) October 1, 2014

You know, maybe it’s time for a new Obama catchphrase, maybe?

#TheBearIsntToldAboutAnything

— S.M (@redsteeze) October 1, 2014

Pathetic. Just pathetic.

@ZekeJMiller SNL won’t be able to spoof this; it has left them in the dust.

— Bfklin (@Bfklin) October 1, 2014

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Related:

‘Third world competent’: Secret Service surprised by man with gun in elevator with president

News to us! Jay Carney says Obama learned of VA scandal from media reports 

POTUS on news: ‘Whatever they’re reporting about, usually I know’

‘Heard about it on the news’: WH ‘did not know’ about National Guard deployment in Ferguson

‘Holy crap’: Hindsight exposes team Obama’s hat-trick of failure

http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/476876670427996160

The beauty of Twitter is that it often gives people just enough rope to hang themselves. Especially if you’re an operative for a “say anything to win” campaign.

With all the turmoil around the globe, people are revisiting the foreign policy debates of the 2012 presidential campaign. Shocker: the Obama flacks who mocked Mitt Romney’s warnings about our enemies look pretty silly now. There is no shortage of people rubbing it in either.

http://twitter.com/#!/OFATruthTeam/status/260375172303962114
http://twitter.com/#!/fritzmorton/status/476877687051399168
http://twitter.com/#!/TheRightWingM/status/476875429291507712

Al Qaida, Russia, and Iraq. Oh my. A hat-trick of fail with one tweet.

But there’s more.

http://twitter.com/#!/DrDowder/status/476881720751312896
http://twitter.com/#!/thesavvy/status/476883887080370176

Ouch.

It wasn’t just the OFA hacks. Remember this creepy dude?

http://twitter.com/#!/OriKeinan/status/476873513136324608
http://twitter.com/#!/Stormcrow6/status/476881433215004672
http://twitter.com/#!/BarackObama/status/256809480585637888
http://twitter.com/#!/BarackObama/status/255797463317901312
http://twitter.com/#!/instapundit/status/476871261541642240

And then there’s Piers Morgan.

http://twitter.com/#!/forewit/status/476875569196695552

Oof.

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Related

Is al-Qaida ‘on the run’? Laura Ingraham suggests possible spin for Obama admin

‘We’re screwed’: Obama won’t concede Romney was right, writes off Russia as ‘regional power

Thousands flee as Islamist militants ‘seize control’ of Mosul, Iraq [pics]