Category Archives: Sports & Recreation

MST3K wisacre Mike Nelson reveals secret to conquering America!/JonathanHartwel/status/528986326855868416

Mike Nelson from Rifftrax and Mystery Science Theater 3000 has stumbled upon what could be America’s greatest weakness.











White male MST3K alum Michael J. Nelson refuses to check his privilege

Comedian Mike Nelson believes there were subtle clues to Elton John’s drug abuse

Rifftrax’s Mike Nelson kicks off some hellish Buzzfeed mockery

‘Choom Gang, assemble!’ ISIS footage inspires MST3K’s Mike Nelson’s call to action

‘Well, sh*t’: Quintessentially American reactions to Team USA loss!/funnyordie/status/484103099649253376!/badbanana/status/484104197466365953!/GodzillaSays/status/484105722192338944!/DrewFromTV/status/484102677681274880!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/484106045766524928!/TheBrandonMorse/status/484116197533687808

We’re there.!/iowahawkblog/status/484120112229007360



Must-read tweets hammer the anti-hunting Left’s #WarOnWomen!/moderncomments/status/487976065890271233

For two weeks, anti-hunting screechers savaged 19-year-old big game hunter Kendall Jones with death wishes, threats and their weapon of choice — misogyny. When the media discovered that 17-year-old World Cup fan Axelle Despiegelaere had posted a hunting photo on Facebook, all hell broke loose. L’Oréal was quick to distance itself from the newly discovered model, announcing that her “one-time contract” was completed.

Earlier this month, PGA Tour golfer and Kendall Jones supporter John Peterson suggested, “If it was a 60 year old overweight dude posing with his African kills, no one would talk.” He’s not 60 or pudgy, but his hunting photo certainly didn’t spawn weeks of national headlines. The anti-hunting, gun-grabbing Left sure loves to target young women, huh?!/TheBrandonMorse/status/487605131857231875!/CounslrObvious/status/487605371201019905

Bingo. Hysterical womenfolk can’t be trusted to accurately identify a rape threat, so better that they arm themselves with nothing more than their own urine.!/StephenGutowski/status/487610896026726400!/TheBrandonMorse/status/487616156438507520!/TheBrandonMorse/status/487617270446030848!/TheBrandonMorse/status/487627142025334785

On Saturday morning, Brandon Morse continued calling out those who prefer their women defenseless, disarmed and dependent.!/DealTruthHurts/status/487964497605181440




Hey, haters, most women named Kendall Jones aren’t the Texas cheerleader who hunts big game [pics]

Chart-topping songwriter Diane Warren: Hope someone kills that ‘cheerleader b*tch animal murderer’; Update: Tweet deleted

Former porn star who lived with Charlie Sheen says hunter Kendall Jones lacks morals

‘Sexy’ felon vs. hunter Kendall Jones: ‘American Hoggers’ star Krystal ‘Pistol’ Campbell sums up the reaction

Texas cheerleader savaged for hunting big game has a message for women targeted by her haters

Reality star Joanna Krupa would love to see ‘trash’ Kendall Jones on safari ‘without her weapons’

Pro golfer John Peterson: What if it ‘was a 60-year-old overweight dude’ posting hunting pics?

Actress Michelle Rodriguez fantasizes about going all ‘Wild West’ on ‘b*tch’ hunter Kendall Jones

Hey, ‘Kendall Jones haters,’ MTV star Chet Cannon has a question for you

‘#ISupportKendallJones’: Pro golfer John Peterson tests his theory on Kendall Jones haters [pic]

Facebook: Yeah, we removed Kendall Jones’ hunting pics, but feel free to visit the ‘Kill Kendall Jones’ page

Facebook still hasn’t taken down ‘Kill Kendall Jones’ page?!?

Facebook removes ‘Kill Kendall Jones’ page: On second thought, it does ‘violate our Community Standards’

‘Pretty Little Liars’ star Keegan Allen piles on with violent wish for hunter Kendall Jones

‘Sod off, Swampy’! Journo joins anti-hunting mob against teen model, claims she’s not a ‘jealous hater’

‘Fish murderer!’ MTV’s Chet Cannon busts Aly Weisman for dead animal hypocrisy [pics]

Just when you thought NBC’s Olympics coverage couldn’t get worse, it’s Seacrest time!!/chrisargyris/status/435991261632557056

The Ryan Seacrest Fan Club is not performing well on Twitter. Viewers tweeted their disapproval of the ubiquitous host and the “American Idolization of the Olympics”:!/outdoorgirl_27/status/435991859169882112!/conradtribble/status/435991810012614656!/el_e_kelly/status/435992056423780352!/andeye18/status/435991715803967488!/mwahman/status/435991448098336768!/audcole/status/435991673529593856!/blesieur1/status/435991146360483840!/mwahman/status/435991133819138048

We were able to find one Seacrest fan among all the hate:!/wutendeskind/status/435991584086437888

Actually, that’s probably sarcasm.

‘Each has to give him strokes’: President names favorite golf partners!/HarrietBaldwin/status/481573662768644096

It’s a nice sentiment, but when was the last time they actually golfed together?!/jeffmason1/status/481573294894637056!/ron_fournier/status/481575124425265152

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Update: Leave it to Mark “Numbers” Knoller to pull up the statistics.!/markknoller/status/481592218772578304

NFL nixes fans’ protest of Phill Simms’ refusal to say ‘Redskins’!/DrewMTips/status/515308834337083393

@DrewMTips Guess Simms is auditioning for the insufferable Bob Costas role for CBS.

— George M (@NJSpeechGuy) September 26, 2014

Some Washington Redskins fans hung a banner to protest Phil Simms refusal to say the team’s name. Fans are probably more annoyed by Simms’ bandwagon jumping than by his sanctimony.

#Redskins fans protesting Phil Simms refusal to use team name . #NFL official told them to take it down @wusa9

— Kristen B. (@KristenBerset) September 25, 2014

@KristenBerset @thomloverro @wusa9 that's frickin ridiculous NFL told them to take it down. Tell them to get their own house in order.

— Michael Connolly (@MEConnolly14) September 25, 2014

@KristenBerset @wusa9#NYGvsWAS #REDSKINS …. #censorship … wow @nfl

— steven cady (@SubySalt) September 25, 2014

Waiting for that turd Phil Simms to slip and say Redskins.

— Matt Rooney (@MattRooneyNJ) September 26, 2014

D.C. area residents STRONGLY agree, members of the sports media SHOULD use the Redskins name when covering the team.

— wusa9 (@wusa9) September 25, 2014

Do people in the D.C. area find the word 'Redskins' offensive? Local ethnic groups had this to say in our survey…

— wusa9 (@wusa9) September 25, 2014

@wusa9 @Lizzs_Lockeroom Damn white folk

— Big Dusty (@Perrottayafatha) September 25, 2014

I have no opinion on subject but study is biased "@wusa9 : Do people in D.C. find word 'Redskins' offensive?

— Swanni (@SwanniOnTV) September 26, 2014

Answer choice should be yes or no. "@wusa9: Do people in the D.C. area find the word 'Redskins' offensive?

— Swanni (@SwanniOnTV) September 26, 2014

It's within the margin among white people @SwanniOnTV @wusa9 so if you take the racist bumpkins out, it's 48-15. Game over.

— Bobby Oliveira (@bobbyo1967) September 26, 2014

@bobbyo1967 @wusa9 not arguing public sentiment but study question was skewed

— Swanni (@SwanniOnTV) September 26, 2014

We don't disagree there @SwanniOnTV @wusa9 I was playing the old political game of "even though it's a crooked setup, i can declare victory"

— Bobby Oliveira (@bobbyo1967) September 26, 2014

How is Phil Simms coping with seeing the word "Redskins" in the end zone? He should do all a favor and stop calling this game. #TNF

— Anthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) September 26, 2014

Some Indian organization says “Redskins” is offensive and their opinion is ordained? No… Sorry, if you live in USA, expect to be offended.

— Eli'sha Crews (@ElishaNEWS) September 25, 2014

‘Love one another’: Tim Tebow tweets John 13:34, fans say ‘Amen!’!/jlewis7546/status/435228194027745280

Football star Tim Tebow took to social media tonight to spread the Good Word.!/TimTebow/status/435224366495072256

Fans cheered and shared the love and joy.!/kaleighsmyrk/status/435229099171147776!/dhcollins11/status/435165039889494016!/LS_IA_gwt/status/435231796079251456!/SWesleyB/status/435228189883764736

Amen to this:!/AlapahaOutfitr/status/435230519216046080

Celebrities and athletes using social media to share their faith instead of sordid selfies and drunken rants are indeed a welcome breath of fresh air. More, please.


Previous Twitchy coverage of Tim Tebow.

Missouri account piles on after rival’s NCAA loss; Backlash ensues!/daclemenator/status/447808648333361152

After Kansas was eliminated from the NCAA Tournament Sunday, its rival, Missouri, tweeted a message of congratulations to the team that eliminated the Jayhawks from the tournament.!/MattSebek/status/447816101540286464!/jonsol/status/447807176464416770

Some thought the humor was in good taste.!/SHGrove90/status/447812841475567616!/Coachbulldog/status/447812393389682688

Others were not amused at all.!/DanWetzel/status/447813679556202496!/SteinlageT/status/447805079463006209!/TurkeyhuntrKvas/status/447816413550374912!/kiphillreporter/status/447817144554622976!/DellengerAdv/status/447806158342856705

Intense is one way to put it.

Another Drake team loses as he is spotted ‘coaching’ from the sideline!/GerdOzone/status/463043975600156672

Sports teams are seemingly doomed when they receive the endorsement of rapper Drake. Remember the NCAA Tournament? Now, the Toronto Raptors have lost an NBA Playoff series to the Brooklyn Nets as he looked on from the sideline.!/Corbin__Hunt/status/463049183197290496!/Darrkmarrk/status/463049412173135872!/iownjd/status/463041655952510977!/efronb/status/463043457162813440

Speculation has begun about what team he will support next.!/NOTNBATonight/status/463045640256507904

Editor’s note:  The title of this post has been changed.

San Francisco celebrates World Series win with mayhem and riot-selfies

Congratulations to the San Francisco Giants who won the 2014 World Series last night with a dramatic 3-2 win over the Kansas City Royals.

And as is tradition here in America, the way to celebrate such a monumental athletic achievement is with a riot:

But here’s a new twist to the post-game celebratory mayhem. Fans are now taking riot-selfies:

Two people were shot during last night’s “celebration” as well. Stay classy, San Francisco.