Category Archives: Halloween

The top ten horrible Halloween costumes that aren’t Ray Rice

http://twitter.com/#!/atalantapendrag/status/526950893347172352

Nowadays if someone sees a bad Halloween costume, it’s going to end up on internet. Halloween is still a few days away and we’ve already found some really bad costume ideas on Twitter.

 10. The “Invisible Pedestrian”

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When you’re a kid knocking on strangers’ doors at night asking for candy, naturally the first rule is “safety first.” This costume could not be less safe it was made out of broken glass.

9. Baby Butt

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Tobacco marketing aimed at kids is just getting ridiculous.

8. Ferguson Protester

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Watch out for rubber bullets.

7. Toilet

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Seriously, have some self respect. Actually this one could lead to some awkward situations if fellow party goers have had too much to drink

6. “Prison Princess”

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“Prison Princess” is probably also a euphemism for something we’d rather not discuss here.

5. Human Centipede

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Just no. Seriously. No.

4. Ice Bucket Challenge

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Why not just use a real ice bucket?

3. Hashtag

This one’s for the people who really want to dress up as a major Obama administration foreign policy initiative.

2. Sexy Ebola Containment Suits

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No wonder the CDC needed to change those protocols.

1. Beyonce’s Silhouette

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It looks Charles Clymer morphing into “Rodan.”

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Heh.

‘So much 2nd hand embarrassment’: Guess what the State Dept.’s up to [pic]

http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/528250403969052673

In light of everything that’s been going on, this probably isn’t the State Department’s best use of time:

Alrighty then.

Not a bad idea.