Renee Zellweger: Botoxed, squinty, and tipsy on stage at the Oscars

http://twitter.com/#!/Greeblemonkey/status/305850954568310784

Renee Zellweger’s face is like “I have so much botox that I can’t tell if I’m smiling or not.” #Oscars

— Rachel Davis (@RachelD_3) February 25, 2013

Twitter users watching the Academy Awards red carpet were in universal agreement: It’s time for actress Renee Zellweger to quit the needle.

Renee Zellweger…please lay off the Botox, you can barely open your eyes #oscar2013

— Jessica Concannon (@WMFashionista) February 25, 2013

Why does Renee Zellweger look like she got so much Botox she can’t even move her lips.

— Jeremy Garriott (@jgarriot) February 25, 2013

Renee Zellweger, how much Botox have you had?

— Lauren Peek (@LKPeek23) February 25, 2013

Omg Renee Zellweger can’t even open her mouth. #botox

— Emani Giuliani (@EmGuilfoil) February 25, 2013

Judge for yourselves:

On the real, wtf happened to Renee Zellweger’s face? twitter.com/BobbytheBause/…

— Bobby Clough (@BobbytheBause) February 25, 2013

Irreconocible Renée Zellweger!! Qué se ha hecho?!! #OscarCanalPlus twitter.com/AliwoodMProd/s…

— Aliwood_Alimpro (@AliwoodMProd) February 25, 2013

A drunk hobo styled Renee Zellweger’s hair. twitter.com/WorldofIsaac/s…

— World of Isaac (@WorldofIsaac) February 25, 2013

Ouch:

Renee Zellweger at the #Oscars. twitter.com/Toxic_Megacolo…

— Sarah Rahman (@Toxic_Megacolon) February 25, 2013

Heh:

renee zellweger #OTRC twitter.com/sedadaseda/sta…

— s.d. (@sedadaseda) February 25, 2013

***

Update:

Zellweger presented the Best Song award along with Richard Gere. She had trouble opening her eyes and appeared to viewers to be a bit, well, tipsy.

Do you guys remember when Renee Zellweger had eyes?

— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) February 25, 2013

Presenters tonight are having as much trouble opening the envelopes as Renee Zellweger has opening her eyes.

— Stephanie McMaster (@Smethanie) February 25, 2013

Wait til Renee Zellweger finds out she was on the Oscars tonight.

— Molly McNearney (@mollymcnearney) February 25, 2013

“@debramchase: Was renee zellweger wobbling a bit much?” COMPLETELY! WTH?

— Vivica A. Fox (@MsVivicaFox) February 25, 2013

Renee Zellweger always seems like she’s trying to work out algebra problems hidden inside one of those Magic Eye posters.

— Jen Bailey Bergen (@tryjen) February 25, 2013

Renee Zellweger appears to have visited a taxidermist.

— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) February 25, 2013