If his delusions of grandeur weren’t so frightening, this would just be sad now. As Twitchy reported, President Delusions at first thought he won the Denver debate, and strutted off-stage convinced his performance was awesome. Then, he admitted that he lost the debate, but only because he was just too darn polite!
Now he’s back to believing he won. The only reason everyone and their mothers think he lost? They don’t get the nuance-y nuance of the debate transcript. If only dumb rubes would read (if those bitter clingers even can read!), they’d see he totally won!
This is not a parody.
— Rschrim (@Rschrim) October 14, 2012
Obama: If you read the transcript I won the debate: bit.ly/Rqbbfj But most people won’t read it, and he didn’t win.
— Rick Moore (@RickMoore) October 14, 2012
Axelrod: “Nobody is a harsher critic than the Pres is of himself [on debate].” Obama: “Read the transcript…I won….” bit.ly/T0mv6Q
— Roger Noriega (@rogernoriegaUSA) October 14, 2012
More from The Examiner:
President Obama told a Miami radio host yesterday that he never thought, during last week’s presidential debate, that Mitt Romney got the better of him.
“That’s not actually how I thought about it,” Obama said on the Michael YO! Show when asked if there was a moment when he knew he was losing last week. “I do think that on television it was clear that I was being too restrained when Mr. Romney was telling his tall tales. But the truth is, when you read the transcript, everything I said was true and a lot of what he said was not.”
Twitter users are gasping for breath.
— Keydreaming (@Texastweetybird) October 14, 2012
— Bad Kitty =^„^= (@beebela13) October 14, 2012
— Rorschach Justice (@InfidelJustice) October 14, 2012
Obama thinks people will think he won debate if they read transcript. And I’m going to assume he wasn’t kidding. washingtonexaminer.com/obama-if-peopl…
— David Limbaugh (@DavidLimbaugh) October 14, 2012
— Kevin Eder (@keder) October 13, 2012
— Heather Lee (@hleecar) October 14, 2012
— Paige-Alyse (@PESforUSA) October 14, 2012
— Harry(@Tark31) October 14, 2012
Seriously?!?! Seriously. Obama thinks people will think he won debate if they read transcript. washingtonexaminer.com/obama-if-peopl…”
— Kristina Miller (@kjdecocq) October 14, 2012
Here something funny. Obama says if people read the transcript of last debate they’d think he won. washingtonexaminer.com/obama-if-peopl…
— alaphiah (@alaphiah) October 14, 2012
Obama needs a shrink: If people read transcript, they’ll think I won last debate | Mobile Washington Examiner: washingtonexaminer.com/obama-if-peopl…
— Cubanita (@cbntaRMNP) October 14, 2012
— Conservative Karl (@ConsrvativeKarl) October 14, 2012
Even sadder? What happens when President Obama gets wind of this?
Ezra Klein: “I went back and read the transcript. … On paper, Obama came off, if anything, a bit worse.” bloom.bg/VTCOmC
— Eddie Scarry (@eScarry) October 11, 2012
That’s right. Even lefty Ezra Klein already said the transcript of the debate is even worse.
What will Obama blame next? He can’t blame his dog for eating his debate prep notes. Because, you know, that whole eating dogs thing.