MSNBC’s Chris Hayes’ bike stolen — will the guilty party lean forward?!/chrislhayes/status/298852272128016384

MSNBC host Chris Hayes doesn’t care much for heroes, but he needs one now. Some rapscallion — a heckler, perhaps? — has absconded with his bicycle!

The only solution to bad guys with bikes…

— Christopher Hayes (@chrislhayes) February 5, 2013

That bike, of Lean Forward spot fame, lasted five years, which is pretty damn good for an urban bike.

— Christopher Hayes (@chrislhayes) February 5, 2013

Awww … it was in a “Lean Forward” ad? That means it’s got sentimental value.

Deadpan joked to the cop “So you guys will find the person who did this in, like, what 2-3 days?” Look on her face was priceless.

— Christopher Hayes (@chrislhayes) February 5, 2013

Pffft. Don’t bother with the cops, Chris. If you’re trying to track down a missing bike, Geraldo’s your man.