‘I’m a successful biped’! Tweeters predict Wendy Davis’ next campaign ad

http://twitter.com/#!/jimmiebjr/status/520662719088058368

 As Twitchy reported, Wendy Davis has reached a sickening new low with a desperate, tasteless, and vicious ad attacking her opponent Greg Abbott. Could she possibly debase herself even more? You bet she could.

Here are some more campaign ads we can look forward to from the Wicked Witch of Texas:

Vote Wendy, because Abbott will *paralyze* Texas' progress #NextWendyDavisAd #StayClassy

— Guy Benson (@guypbenson) October 10, 2014

Vote Wendy, for parking space fairness. #NextWendyDavisAd #TXGov

— Guy Benson (@guypbenson) October 10, 2014

Vote Wendy: Because Abbott's not how TEXAS ROLLS #NextWendyDavisAd #StayClassy #TXGov

— Guy Benson (@guypbenson) October 10, 2014

FORWARD, MARCH! #NextWendyDavisAd

— Guy Benson (@guypbenson) October 10, 2014

"Under Greg Abbot's watch, unemployment in Texas has gone papapaleg–I mean parabolic."

— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) October 10, 2014

Vote Wendy: She can talk the talk AND walk the walk. #NextWendyDavisAd #StayClassy #TXGov

— Gabriel Malor (@gabrielmalor) October 10, 2014

@guypbenson "Wendy Davis will stand up for Texas… Unlike some other candidates." #NextWendyDavisAd

— jimgeraghty (@jimgeraghty) October 10, 2014

Wendy Davis: she'll stand up for Texas.. Unlike Greg Abbott #NextWendyDavisAd

— S.M (@redsteeze) October 10, 2014

Gregg Abbott thinks women are going to be fooled by his shameless pandering of also peeing sitting down #NextWendyDavisAd

— S.M (@redsteeze) October 10, 2014

RT @WendyDavisTexas: Greg Abbott's policies don't stand up to the test. #NextWendyDavisAd

— ن Miké Ramoné ن (@ThePantau) October 10, 2014

Vote for Wendy. Her ideas have legs

— Leon Wolf (@LeonHWolf) October 10, 2014

How can Greg Abbott #StandwithTXwomen when he can't even stand? BECAUSE HE'S IN A WHEELCHAIR. #NextWendyDavisAd

— Matthew DesOrmeaux (@cynicusprime) October 10, 2014

@jimgeraghty @guypbenson "Wendy Davis stands for all kinds of free stuff, while that other guy stands for NOTHING!" #NextWendyDavisAd

— Jason Hart (@jasonahart) October 10, 2014

Vote Wendy: Do you get tired of working on your feet all day? Greg Abbot doesn't. #NextWendyDavisAd #StayClassy #TXgov

— Gabriel Malor (@gabrielmalor) October 10, 2014

"Greg Abbott says he cares about pedestrians, but he hasn't walked in years. I'll walk with you, Greg Abbott can't." #NextWendyDavisAd

— Tommy (@FirstTeamTommy) October 10, 2014

#NextWendyDavisAd "I'm a successful biped."

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) October 10, 2014

“I’m uniquely qualified to lead Texas because of hardships I’ve endured. Greg Abbott couldn’t walk a mile in my shoes. No really, he can’t."

— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) October 10, 2014

#WendyDavisAds Greg Abbot will handicap our economy.

— rdbrewer (@rdbrewer4) October 10, 2014

Who will answer the call at 3AM? NOT Greg Abbott! He can't answer the phone, because he's… like, all crippled, and stuff #NextWendyDavisAd

— Sam Valley (@SamValley) October 10, 2014

@DLoesch #WendyDavisAds "I'm running to represent the voters here in Texas, while my opponent rolls slowly along for special interests!"

— Smirking Tony Romo (@drawandstrike) October 10, 2014

Wendy for Senate: because Greg Abbott wants to DISABLE the economy. #NextWendyDavisAd #StayClassy #TXgov

— Gabriel Malor (@gabrielmalor) October 10, 2014

"Gregg Abbot is walking on Easy Street. Well, not "walking" so much as rolling. Amirite? LOL" #PaidForByWendyDavisForTexas

— DrewMTips (@DrewMTips) October 10, 2014

"Greg Abbot is rolling in the dough! SWIDT? LULZs! #PaidForByWendyDavisForTexas

— DrewMTips (@DrewMTips) October 10, 2014

We won't let Abbott stand in the way of progress! #NextWendyDavisAd pic.twitter.com/nsUKAmSRtw

— CounterMoonbat (@CounterMoonbat) October 10, 2014