Monthly Archives: February 2017

Hospitalized, former Minneapolis mayor tweets poem to followers!/saralovesyou/status/419582651696037888

The Star Tribune reports that former Minneapolis Mayor R.T. Rybak was hospitalized after becoming short of breath while cross country skiing Saturday. Rather than wait for a get well card, Rybak tweeted his own getting well verse from the hospital.!/justjudycarter/status/419581947984105472!/ahuntre/status/419583449767227392!/gregladen/status/419584686818467840

In case you were wondering…!/R_T_Rybak/status/419581914710679552

Sleepy Sea Lion Decides Someone’s Car Roof Is A Prime Napping Location, Sass Ensues

You know those days when you’re so tired that you could literally plop down anywhere and take a nap? This sleepy sea lion feels you.

How the sea lion managed to climb onto the roof of this car isn’t clear, but once she’s there, she realizes that it’s the best napping spot ever. And she’s not letting anyone take it away from her! My best guess is that the roof was warm from the sun, but it’s also possible that she’s just a diva. Either way, I hope the owner wasn’t in a rush to drive away.

As a crowd gathers, the sea lion decides to ignore them all and take a nap on the roof of this car. Sass level: expert.

Read More: This Tiny 2-Week-Old Fuzzball Has An Attitude That’ll Leave You Laughing SO Hard

All you drivers, be on the lookout for rogue sea lions! And don’t forget to SHARE this hysterical video with your friends and family.

Twitter trolls revive attacks on Barbara Bush following tribute video!/LindssMRayy/status/240962699046039553

Barbara Bush is trending because she and Laura Bush appeared in a video tribute to the 41st and 43rd presidents (and remote Mitt Romney endorsement) at the Republican National Convention.

We’ve all seen the George W. Bush “Miss Me Yet?” billboards, but one thing we didn’t miss was the “humorous” trashing of former First Lady Barbara Bush.

I long for the days of "Barbara Bush is really a dude" jokes. Sigh. #RNC.

— Andrew Panda Blake (@apblake) August 29, 2012

“Sigh,” indeed. We thought the meme was “GOP’s war on women,” not “war on GOP women.”

I'm sorry but Barbara Bush is the ugliest First Gentleman in the history of America.

— Dre Santiago (@_JustDreTho) August 29, 2012

The special guest IS Clint Eastwood! Oh wait. That was Barbara Bush again. #RNC

— M.F. (@bklynMF) August 29, 2012

Barbara Bush is such a handsome old man.

— Aaron Zaremski (@CR_President) August 29, 2012

@maddow Barbara Bush is the ugliest white man I've ever seen

— James Martin (@JimMartin2011) August 29, 2012

Everytime I see Barbara Bush I want some Quaker Oatmeal. #RNC2012

— ✨ Edward Herveaux ✨ (@DarthShada) August 29, 2012

Watching American news. Barbara Bush looks exactly like Rutger Hauer in drag. #HoboWithAWigOn

— Baron Von Flexchamp (@ComradeTheBear) August 29, 2012

Barbara Bush looks like something outta Tales from the Crypt.

— PJ (@pjhoody) August 29, 2012

Barbara Bush looks like the missing member of The California Raisins.

— Dubb (@iAmDDubb) August 29, 2012


— Found Artist (@FoundArtist) August 29, 2012

I still want to punch Barbara Bush in the face.

— 31-0 (@Pants_So_Short) August 29, 2012

P.S. If you really want to stay classy, you might want to watch that video again and take notes.

After watching the Bush video at #gop2012, Barbara Bush is one of the classiest Americans in our history.

— Michael Morton (@mikemorton89) August 29, 2012

HHS official to hold closed-door Obamacare meeting with only Democrats!/rorycooper/status/392764272163311616

Mike Hash, director of the Office of Health Reform at the Department of Health and Human Services, is set to meet with House Democrats tomorrow morning to brief them on the botched Obamacare rollout. According to the Washington Post, it’s the first time Congress will have been briefed on since the Oct. 1 rollout, and Republicans are not invited.!/CAAmyO/status/392768762769731585!/railboy63/status/392769253440360448!/RBPundit/status/392765168989396992!/railboy63/status/392765725363810304

House Speaker John Boehner’s spokesman Brendan Buck is calling the exclusion of Republican members a snub.!/mattiasgugel/status/392766053895270400

#AmherstUprising organizers at Amherst College demand end to free speech

A group of students at Amherst College in Massachusetts “occupied” the library yesterday, with some spending the night there:

#AmherstUprising organizers say the protest is to address “the negative social climate created towards our peers of color and other marginalized groups,” and to stand in solidarity with Mizzou protesters. What are the demands at Amherst?

One demand is to scrap the First Amendment:

The entire list of “demands” is here.

Another day of exercising free speech rights to speak out against freedom of speech?

#EarthToParis: Actor who pitched super-great Iran deal promotes climate change summit

If you ignore the “death to America” chants, the Ayatollah Khamenei’s violent imagery, continued threats to Israel and the fact that U.S. citizens remain hostages of Iran, the nuclear deal that Jack Black & pals promoted has worked out just great!

Next up, the “School of Rock” actor sets his sights on the upcoming U.N. Climate Change Conference in Paris:

Saving the planet from the threat posed by fossil fuels is such an important cause that President Obama will fly thousands of miles to be there.

‘Fore more years’: Democrat plane banners equal comedy gold!/DLoesch/status/241190413879361537

Ha! As Twitchy reported, Democrats aren’t too good at that whole flying plane banners thing. Nor at spelling, evidently. First, they flew one proclaiming “America is better then birtherism.” Next, one shrieking that Romney and Ryan are “too extreme for woman.” That’s funny coming from people who evidently still speak like cavemen.’s Dana Loesch decided to kindly help out the Democrats with ideas for new banners.

Next Democrat plane banner: "WE NO LIKE UGOPPERS"

— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) August 30, 2012

RT @UriBlago: @DLoesch Next Democrat banner: "A Three Letter Word: J-O-B-S" cc @woodhouseb

— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) August 30, 2012

Joe Biden will speak LOLcat at the first VP debate. The banners already do.

— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) August 30, 2012

@DLoesch guess banner proofreader isint one of the #JobsObamaCreated

— Chuck Russell (@Russell1Chuck) August 30, 2012

And other citizens swiftly joined in. They are givers and all. Enter, #Demplanebanners!

@DLoesch I CAN HAZ BIRF KONTROLL? #DemPlaneBanners

— Low Info Buffalo (@DeadBuffaloBlog) August 30, 2012

@DLoesch We love Oiho!!! #DemPlaneBanners

— Big Mike Lewis (@bigmikelewis) August 30, 2012

Yes. Perhaps Democrats are simply following President Obama’s spelling lead?

@bigmikelewis @DLoesch #DemPlaneBanners Sweep the 57!

— Homegrown Patriot (@MaxTollensJr) August 30, 2012

Support Are Publlk Skools! #DemPlaneBanners (that's from @NolteNC )

— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) August 30, 2012

#DemPlaneBanners Younions are four u!

— Taxi Mom (@Taximom4ever) August 30, 2012

@NolteNC YOO DIDENT BILD THAT! #DemPlaneBanners #lnyhbt #tcot #gop2012

— Low Info Buffalo (@DeadBuffaloBlog) August 30, 2012

Eat moar dawg! #DemPlaneBanners

— Tim Wells (@RoninNerd) August 30, 2012

@DLoesch #DemPlaneBanners Still Bushes Falt.

— Kevin Coons (@KevCoons) August 30, 2012

Ryan be Evel! #DemPlaneBanners

— King Conservative (@ConservativKing) August 30, 2012

LOL! RT @DRussell76: Keep government out of my virginia! #DemPlaneBanners

— robert (@ProgressiveAle) August 30, 2012

@DLoesch DEMAND RESPECT!! (plane shaped like a vagina) #DemPlaneBanners

— The Angry Rob (@TheAngryRob) August 30, 2012

Oh, our sides! Will Code Pink enter the plane banner mix? Garbed in vagina costumes … again?

Protect are teachers! #DemPlaneBanners

— Denise Russell (@DRussell76) August 30, 2012

Vote Obama on November 2nd! #DemPlaneBanners @DLoesch

— Tim Wells (@RoninNerd) August 30, 2012

Michelle Obama already instructed supporters to do just that. Whoops!

And, win.

Fore more years! #DemPlaneBanners

— Denise Russell (@DRussell76) August 30, 2012

Keep them coming, Twitter!

‘BOOM crowd’ conspicuously un-boomy as BLS releases dismal jobs report!/BecketAdams/status/375960296675762176

What, no pom-poms and “rah-rah-econo-meh” from the usual suspects today?

Here’s why: Putting a positive spin on 7.3 percent unemployment is a fast track to beclownment no matter how cute the Left thinks its Obama cheerleader uniforms are.

We’re looking at downward revisions of June and July employment numbers and a 35-year low in workforce participation.!/ReformedBroker/status/375959836770312194!/JimPethokoukis/status/375963282848620545!/JimPethokoukis/status/375965266808934400!/JimPethokoukis/status/375966389573779456!/Doc_0/status/375963087737995264!/felixsalmon/status/375960269949661184!/michellemalkin/status/375963755315593216

C’mon, give us an “O!”!/ezraklein/status/375960826823598080

Or not.


As always, the White House whips out the pom-poms.!/JimPethokoukis/status/375982577255202816

Chairman of the Council of Economic Advisers Jason Furman swears “the recovery has been durable in the face of several headwinds.”