‘I want a healthy Girl Scout cookie,’ said no one ever

http://twitter.com/#!/eartheats/status/290856642491322368

Mango CremeHave food cops Michelle Obama and Michael Bloomberg broken into the Girl Scout cookie bakery headquarters? Someone stole all the sugar and chocolate and replaced it with… “Nutrifusion.” Is this a bad SNL skit or the real deal?

Sorry, sweet-toothers, it’s real.

Eeew, no. RT @gabrielmalor: Wha? RT @latimes: Newest Girl Scout cookie: Mango Cremes with additive NutriFusion lat.ms/13w1zra

— Rachel Veronica (@rachelveronica) January 14, 2013

I’m a big fan of the Caramel Delight. Not so sure about this one. RT @latimes Newest Girl Scout cookie: Mango Cremes lat.ms/13w1zra

— Jessica Laszewski (@JessLaszewski) January 14, 2013

Mango Creme w/ Nutrifusion Girl Scout Cookies sound god awful… I’ll stick to my tagalongs… when’s it time to order those again!?

— Taylor McPherson (@TayTay_Fierce) January 14, 2013

Dear Girl Scouts, while “mango fusion” cookies sound delicious, WTF is “Nutrifusion”?!?!!

— Catty Critic (@cattycritic) January 14, 2013

GROAN! “@andybellatti: “NutriFusion”? Insert groan HERE.

— Jared Sundstrom (@jjsundstrom) January 14, 2013

Exactly:

The Girl Scouts’ new cookie: Mango Créme with NutriFusion.. Sounds more like a new shampoo.

— Krista Santiago (@KristaSantiago) January 12, 2013

They’ll have to pry our Samoas from our chubby, sticky hands.