In honor of the new movie, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, here are some reasons why we are in danger of an impending ape take-over!
They are armed.
They are mocking us.
They refuse to conform to our ideas of sanitation.
They are highly skilled in hand-to-hand combat.
They are experts in camouflage.
They drive cars from the future.
They lust for our women.
They have a deep seeded hatred for our young.
They got that swagger.
This is what will befall our precious society if we let the apes win. If you see the new Planet of the Apes film as a cautionary tale of distopian proportions, please give this a share on Facebook.