‘Competence!’ Here’s a sneak peek at the ‘new CDC Ebola protocols’ [photo]


So, it’s official: When it comes to dealing with Ebola, the CDC really doesn’t seem to have a clue.

CDC now says maybe we need to re-examine Ebola protocols. But don’t worry, it’s all under control.

— Brian Wilson (@BrianWilsonDC) October 14, 2014

because of lack of strict quarantine protocols, CDC now has to ask 132 passengers on 10/13 Frontier flight 1143 to call 1800-CDC-INFO

— Prudence Paine (@PruPaine) October 15, 2014

as @deltasmelt points out, the plane wasn't even decontaminated after. The CDC's monitoring/alerting protocols seem to have been breached.

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 15, 2014

My wife, the ER nurse, this morning: “These CDC protocols are obviously not working.”

— RB (@RBPundit) October 15, 2014

#CDC (Obama admin) protocols for #Ebola are weaker than WHO; don't include hand-washing at each stage of protective gear removal.

— Louise Mensch (@LouiseMensch) October 15, 2014

"Those responsible for the sacking of the proper protocols have been sacked." – The CDC, Pining for the Fjords

— Chris Barnhart (@ChrisBarnhart) October 15, 2014

This explains a lot:

BREAKING: New CDC Ebola protocols released. They… may need some work. (Art by @CalebHowe) pic.twitter.com/JkNAb5UCQY

— Leon Wolf (@LeonHWolf) October 15, 2014

Now that looks like “Inherent Resolve”!

Competence! RT @LeonHWolf BREAKING: New CDC Ebola protocols released. They… may need some work. pic.twitter.com/TpRa2KCiwZ

— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) October 15, 2014


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