Arne Duncan, Mike Bloomberg congratulate Stephen Colbert with lame ‘Late Show’ advice

Education Secretary Arne Duncan is psyched that Stephen Colbert’s been chosen to succeed David Letterman. Because now, maybe he can finally convince a late-night host to give the audience what they’ve been craving:

Sounds like a laugh riot! Who doesn’t want to tune in for that?

Oh, and speaking of exciting material, former NYC mayor Michael Bloomberg has already thought of the perfect way to spice up the “Late Show”:

Sure, Bloomie. But only if Colbert promises to provide his audience with barf bags.