Cher: Why can’t I ask questions about these darn secretive Mormons?

Questions about MORMONS Without being called all kinds of Names!Why CANT I ask Questions about a religion that NO1seems 2 no ANYTHING ABOUT

— Cher (@cher) August 2, 2012

Cher’s anti-Mormon bigotry is as obvious as her love of unintelligible all-caps rants and disdain for apostrophes. But Wednesday night, the Romney-hating diva decided to reinvent herself as a Mormon truther.

Hey, it’s not that she loathes Mormons — she’s just asking questions.

And who can blame her? Mormonism is clearly a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. It’s like the special sauce on a Big Mac — will we ever know The Truth™?

C’mon, it’s not like Cher can just walk into any Barnes & Noble and just flip through the Book of Mormon or a reference book on Mormonism. And finding someone who knows anything about Mormonism is damn near impossible.

https://twitter.com/RustyHughes13/status/230912706088169472

https://twitter.com/busywriting/status/230834320401637376

Cher’s followers were full of brilliant advice about getting to the bottom of Mitt Romney’s religion.

https://twitter.com/GoGoGroove/status/230834320661676032

Hmm. Sounds like a conspiracy. And you know who’s awesome at exposing conspiracies? Roseanne Barr.

@cher ask@TheRealRoseanne -she knows more about Mormons that most! She lived in Utah! 🙂

— Bonnie Tierney (@Oma5Bonnie) August 2, 2012

But Cher had better be careful. Apparently the Mormons don’t want her poking around.

https://twitter.com/uaintseennothin/status/230883805135790080

@cher There is no "understanding" mormons, its a religion made up by some guy, but its always good to be educated-even if its nonsense ♡

— Sarah Pennisi (@sarahpennisi) August 2, 2012

@cher if you want to know about Mormons, just watch the SOUTH PARK episode about them

— Chuck Pennington (@ChuckPenn) August 2, 2012

@cher call me and lets talk about them. I've dry humped many mormons on their missions during my teens.

— Sabs Kennedy (@Sprinkle_OnTop) August 2, 2012

@cher Mormons are dangerous & divisive. U r divinely talented w/ the voice of an angel. U get me thru bad times & make good times better

— Debra Davis (@DD10010) August 2, 2012

i read in old book preacher gave sermons-people fell asleep to keep them up the preacher made up a story JOHN SMITH Mormon is ficton-@cher

— shelly block (@ShellyBlock) August 2, 2012

They wear special underwear @cher Questions about MORMONS Without being called all kinds of Names!Why CANT I ask Questions about a religion?

— Sara Calvin (@saralcalvin) August 2, 2012

Oh, no worries, Cher’s already acquainted with Mormons’ “magic underwear.” She’s just reading up for confirmation of what she already knows in her unhinged, bigoted heart.

So im reading"5"Books on Mormonism 2 find answers 2 my questions,myself.If I get called names 4 try n 2have more understanding THEN SO B IT

— Cher (@cher) August 2, 2012

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