Mary Katharine Ham’s ‘Big’ childhood dream crushed; She’s not alone

Oh, the humanity! Get off her lawn, whippersnappers!

Alas, it’s true. Not the “Big” piano, but a big piano.

In our day, it was an unreachable dream!

Twitter users console Hot Air’s Mary Katharine Ham as only they can:

Bigger? What could be bigger than that?

Bingo!

See? You aren’t alone, Ms. Ham:

http://twitter.com/#!/Sam_Sclafani/status/361273336271101952

And the important questions:

HA! Will her new bundle of joy be getting one, perhaps?

What say you, mama? But remember: Pics or it didn’t happen.

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